Movie Review: Case 39 (2009)

Can you believe that tomorrow is the final day of the Month of Spooks? Time sure flies when you’re having fun. Oh well, it’s not over yet. We still got some shit to talk about. Some shit indeed.

Ladies and gentlemen… “Case 39”.

Social worker Emily Jenkins (Renée Zellweger) saves a young girl (Jodelle Ferland) from getting killed by her own parents. And after she starts looking out for the girl, she soon starts to realize that there’s more to this situation than meets the eye. And no, that isn’t code for the girl being a Transformer, though that would’ve been fucking rad. No, there’s some… spooky stuff going on. Look, I do admit that there’s some decent ideas throughout, and even one or two moments that I thought were decently clever. But for the most part this is a bland, poorly written, and worst of all, boring story that neither thrills nor chills.

The characters are cliches. They try to give the main character some depth, but they barely reach what they’re grasping for. Renée Zellweger, she tries, god does she try, she tries so much that I’d be willing to call her performance… fine. But she doesn’t get any good material to work with, and I’m not sure about her direction either. Ian McShane isn’t bad in this movie, because it isn’t possible for him to be bad in something… but god damn, he’s drab in this. They somehow made Ian McShane boring. Jodelle Ferland as the kid, she’s okay, even if her direction is a bit… eclectic, at best. Bradley Cooper’s in this, he’s okay. Callum Keith Rennie is fine. Adrian Lester is… fine. Good cast, less than stellar material.

The score by Michl Britsch (great name) isn’t very good. At moments it sound okay actually, but then it takes a turn into somewhat obnoxious. It thinks itself emotional and suspenseful, but just ends up being… not particularly good. I can usually find nice enough things to say about a score, but in this case I am sad to say that I really can’t.

“Case 39” was written by Ray Wright, and directed by Christian Alvart. And I have mixed feelings here (writing is obvious, if you’ve read the previous sections). But in terms of directing, I don’t have one clear opinion. There’s some good camera movements, and you can tell that Alvart isn’t incompetent. But he somehow fails to build suspense, which is, you know, kind of important in a horror movie. What’s worse is that lighting/color correction in this isn’t great, which makes otherwise decent shots come off as a bit.. not great. And any supposedly scary moments, not really that scary.

This movie hasn’t been that well received. On Rotten Tomatoes it has a 21% positive rating. On Metacritic it has a score of 25/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 6,2/10.

I think it’s clear by now that I thought “Case 39” was quite bad. It has a plot, bad characters, okay performances, not very good music, bad writing, and meh directing. Time for my final score. *Ahem*. My final score for “Case 39” is a 2,91/10. So yeah… I’d definitely recommend skipping it.

My review of “Case 39” is now completed.

HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IAN MCSHANE BORING?

Movie Review: Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Can you guys believe it? 11 years and 22 movies. The Marvel Cinematic Universe’s ultimate culmination is finally here. It’s kind of mindblowing and impressive, regardless of one’s opinion on the movies themselves. So let’s get into it.

Ladies and gentlemen… “Avengers: Endgame”.

After the horrifying events in “Avengers: Infinity War”, the team feels somewhat defeated. But they still rise up to the occasion to find a way to fix what has been caused by Thanos (Josh Brolin). And I was scared going into this. Would they stick the landing? Well, guess what, they fucking did. It’s dramatic, tense, fun, emotional, and a perfect sendoff for this entire cinematic universe. And that is all I’m saying about that. I guess you could nitpick stuff, but I don’t want to. This is great. #DontSpoilTheEndgame

A shitload of characters return. Most of their development came from the other movies, but they did also get a little from this, and it just works really well. These are fully developed characters that I love. And the performances are great. Not gonna say all who are in this because there’s far too many. But holy fucking shit, there is not a weak link in this cast. All the actors do wonder with the great material they’re given.

As with “Infinity War”, the score was composed by Alan Silvestri. And in my review of that movie, I didn’t give the score enough credit. Yes, I had positive comments about it, but on subsequent rewatches of that movie, I’ve grown to love it a lot more. And the man somehow managed to fucking top himself with “Endgame”. The score manages to encapsulate all the epicness, emotion, and energy that the story needed flawlessly. Silvestri, I salute you.

They started with “The Winter Soldier”. They came back for “Civil War”. They took over the main mantle for “Avengers: Infinity War”. And they came to tie the bow on the gift that is “Endgame”. So yeah, their direction was great here too. These dudes know how to do big, epic action in a very human way, and it feels so great that they got the task to wrap this entire shebang up for now. Trent Opaloch’s cinematography is also absolutely amazing. And it goes without saying that the visual effects in this are absolutely spectacular. Hell, let’s give the visual effects crew some extra credit here for giving us some of the most impressive effects in movie history. The package is incredibly well put together.

This movie just came out, but it has already been incredibly well received. On Rotten Tomatoes it has a 96% positive rating and a “Fresh” certification. On Metacritic it has a score of 77/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 9,1/10 and is ranked #5 on the “Top 250” list.

Yes I’m keeping it vague and brief here, but that’s what I have to do to not accidentally spoil it. Still, with that said, “Avengers: Endgame” is an absolutely marvelous movie and a perfect way to end the Marvel Cinematic Universe as we know it. It has a great plot, great characters, great performances, great music, and fantastic direction/writing/cinematography. Time for my final score. *Ahem*. My final score for “Avengers: Endgame” is a 9,90/10. So it gets the “SEAL OF APPROVAL!”.

My review of “Avengers: Endgame” is now completed.

I’m not saying that I cried, but I cried.

Movie Review: The Place Beyond the Pines (2013)

We all have to live with what we’ve done. Good, bad, doesn’t matter.

Ladies and gents… “The Place Beyond the Pines”.

A motorcycle stunt driver (Ryan Gosling) has to take drastic measures to be able to financially support his family. We also have a police officer (Bradley Cooper) who wants to move up in his field. And these men will find their stories crossing paths in some manner. Trying to stay vague while not misrepresenting this story is hard. But what I can say is that this is a slowly burning drama with a few action-thriller elements. Don’t expect an exciting cat-and-mouse game between the two leads, because that’s not what it fucking is. It’s a layered story about family, legacy, and fate. It has a structure that might throw a lot of people off. Not because it’s hard to follow, because it’s not, it’s very straight-forward. But it’s not your typical one thread narrative. It’s one thread that connects to another that connects to another, creating a bit of a web that I find quite intriguing.

The characters in this are layered, flawed, realistic, and just overall interesting. And that’s as deep as I’ll go on them, thinking that this is one of those movies where it’s better to know less about the characters when you want to get into it. But I can say that the cast is fantastic, including people like Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Eva Mendes, Ray Liotta, Ben Mendelsohn, Mahershala Ali, Dane DeHaan, Bruce Greenwood, Rose Byrne, and Emory Cohen (among many others). Not a weak link in this cast, everyone’s fantastic.

The score for this movie was composed by Mike Patton. That’s right, Faith No More frontman and voice of The Darkness composed a film score. And I think he actually did a good job. It has a unique, almost ethereal style that I don’t think I’ve really heard in any other movie. It’s so odd, but it works so well for the movie. There are also a few licensed tracks used throughout that work well in their respective scenes.

This movie was directed by Derek Cianfrance, and I think he did a great job with it. His directing is tight, never letting including any unnecessary fluff. All the shots in this have a purpose. What I also appreciate about his direction is that he uses a couple different styles. For most of the movie, the camera is steady. But when the action scenes happen, it goes to a more handheld style á la Paul Greengrass. But these changes in camerawork doesn’t hurt the movie in any way, as they’re both handled expertly.

This movie has been well received. On Rotten Tomatoes it has an 80% positive rating and a “Fresh” certification. On Metacritic it has a score of 68/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 7,3/10.

“The Place Beyond the Pines” isn’t for everybody, but I certainly think it’s a great movie. I think it has a really good plot, really good characters, fantastic performances, really good music, and great directing. Time for my final score. *Ahem*. My final score for “The Place Beyond the Pines” is a 9,55/10. So it gets the “SEAL OF APPROVAL!”.

My review of “The Place Beyond the Pines” is now completed.

To those who think Ryan Gosling doesn’t emote enough, look at his eyes.

Movie Review: Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

10 years. That is how long the Marvel Cinematic Universe has existed. Starting with 2008’s “Iron Man”, it has gone to become one of the biggest franchises in cinema. Say what you want about the movies themselves, but you can’t deny the impact this franchise has had on modern cinema. And now it’s time to talk about it’s latest outing. And it’s a big one.

Ladies and gentlemen… “Avengers: Infinity War”.

A powerful alien named Thanos (Josh Brolin) in on a quest to find all of the infinity stones so he can carry out a devastating plan. So the heroes of the Marvel universe have to team up to try and stop him. And that’s about as in-depth as I will go with the plot details in case anyone reading this hasn’t seen it yet (but want to). But what I can say is that there’s a lot of stuff going on throughout this plot, with several threads in various locations. I don’t envy any filmmaker who has to try and balance this many plot threads. But they really nailed it with this one. It’s a big, epic comic book plot that is surprisingly dark and emotionally charged while still giving us the fun superhero romp that we expect from these Marvel movies. It even made me tear up. Yeah, this is a good plot.

The characters in this are plentiful, and while I would’ve liked a bit more out of some of them, I understand why some were a little more sidelined, especially since the filmmakers had to get so many in there in general. Not gonna go through all that get development, but I will say that they’re handled very well. And those that doesn’t get as much here, they’re still cool and entertaining and well set up through the other movies. But let’s talk about Josh Brolin as Thanos. Holy shit, he is an awesome villain. Not only is he a big and intimidating new foe, but they actually give him layers and make him a compelling antagonist. You understand his motivation, even if you don’t necessarily agree with him. And that’s how some of the best villains work. And Brolin delivers a great performance. Sure, Thanos is a big CGI beast, but Brolin did the motion capture for it, and every little aspect of his performance shines through here. Now to just list a fuckload of actors here because they need to be mentioned, but I can’t go through ’em in detail (too many for that). Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Holland, Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Saldana, Karen Gillan, Chris Pratt, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Dave Bautista, Anthony Mackie, Letitia Wright, Tim Hiddleston, Idris Elba, Sebastian Stan, Benedict Wong, Danai Gurira, Pom Klementieff, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Gwyneth Paltrow, Peter Dinklage, William Hurt, Terry Notary, Tom Vaughan-Lawlor, Michael James Shaw, Carrie Coon, Stan Lee, Winston Duke, Florence Kasumba, Kerry Condon, and so many more (some I don’t wanna spoil). Fuck, that’s a lot of actors. All doing well in their respective roles.

The score for the movie was composed by Alan Silvestri, and it is stunning. A lot of big brass, some smaller and more emotional string pieces, and a few other things. It’s a score that perfectly complements the movie and fits each scene perfectly. It’s one of those scores that really added to the movie.

This movie was directed by Joe & Anthony Russo. And I have to say, well done, you two. Their directing here is big and sweeping (makes sense for a flick of this size), yet also tight and intimate, bringing good insight into the turmoil of the characters. And compared to the action scenes of their previous MCU outings, there’s not a lot of “Bourne” inspired shaky-cam here. It’s more locked down, giving us a better look at all the crazy shit that’s going on. Yes, there are a few shaky shots, but those make a bit of sense for their respective bits. But the action in general is shot relatively smoothly and it’s all quite badass. Heroes and villains tossing each other around and punching each other and shooting each other, and it’s all so much fun. It’s also surprisingly heavy-hitting, with every attack/hit feeling like there’s a lot of actual impact behind it. And at this point I don’t think I need to talk about the visual effects, they’re pretty much guaranteed to be extraordinary in these movies. And they are so here too. And Trent Opaloch’s cinematography is fantastic too, there are some truly breathtaking shots in this.

This movie just came out, but it has already been really well received. On Rotten Tomatoes it has an 84% positive rating and a “Fresh” certification. On Metacritic it has a score of 68/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 9,1/10 and is ranked #9 on the “Top 250” list.

“Avengers: Infinity War” is pretty much everything you could want from this type of movie. It has a really good plot, really good characters, great performances, fantastic music, and great directing/cinematography/visual effects. Time for my final score. *Ahem*. My final score for “Avengers: Infinity War” is a 9,73/10. So it gets the “SEAL OF APPROVAL!”.

My final score for “Avengers: Infinity War” is now completed.

I honestly have no idea where they’ll go from here…

Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

*Insert comment about Marvel movies here*. Hmmmm *Insert comment about my love for the first “Guardians” movie here*. Hmmmm. Let’s get into it!

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s… “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”!

Set shortly after the first movie, we find Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista), Rocket (Bradley Cooper), and Groot (Vin Diesel) out on another adventure. During their shenanigans they run into Ego (Kurt Russell), an incredibly powerful man claiming to be Peter’s dad. And now we have our favorite intergalactic a-holes in another fast-paced and entertaining journey. But not only does the plot give us a fun space adventure, but it also gives us a pretty engaging plot filled with some surprising emotion and lots of heart. Ego entering the world not only gives further weight to Star-Lord’s arc, but it also helps expand the Marvel universe quite a bit. So yeah, the plot here is really good.

The characters in this movie are colorful, extremely entertaining, and all get a bit of character development. They all also have amazing chemistry with each other, but that should come as no surprise. Chris Pratt is once again awesome as Peter Quill, but not only is he the charming and funny rogue from the first movie, he also gets some really solid development with Ego entering the picture and giving us a really interesting look into Peter’s origin/heritage. Zoe Saldana is once again really good as Gamora, this tough warrior woman that may or may not have something going on with Peter. Dave Bautista was surprisingly good in the first movie, and he gets even more good stuff to work with here. That’s right, he was great. A tough and hilarious badass that we learn more about in the movie. Bradley Cooper is once again amazing as the voice of Rocket, he works really well as a gun-toting asshole raccoon. Baby Groot, firstly… holy shit, he is fucking adorable! Secondly, he could’ve turned out to be just this cute thing that only took part in silly slapstick, but they actually do some good stuff with him in the movie. Not really gonna comment about Vin Diesel’s performance, because I don’t know what can be said about it. Karen Gillan returns as Gamora’s sister Nebula and the development she gets in the movie is really solid and her performance was really good. They also give more space to Kraglin played by Sean Gunn, and he’s good in the movie. Michael Rooker also returns as blue badass Yondu and yeah, he’s awesome. He also gets some mroe development which makes him an even more interesting character. Now, onto the new guys! Kurt Russell as Ego, what is there to say… He’s Kurt fuckin’ Russell, he’s awesome in the role! He’s old and wise and very Kurt Russell-y. I also really like what they did with him in the movie, they did some stuff with him I didn’t really expect. Pom Klementieff plays Mantis, the gang’s new friend/Ego’s assistant, and she’s really good in the role. We also get Elizabeth Debicki as the high priestess Ayesha who I will not say too much about, but she was good in the role. And finally we briefly get Sylvester Stallone as the leader of the Ravagers. While his appearance was brief, he was really good. The entire cast was really good. Next!

The score for the movie was composed by Tyler Bates and it was fine. There’s nothing inherently wrong with it, but it’s not that memorable or great. It’s your typical superhero/action movie score. Now, with this being a “Guardians of the Galaxy” movie, it of course has a soundtrack that we have to talk about. Not only are the songs in the soundtrack good on their own, but they’re used very well in the movie and makes some scenes even better.

Like the first “Guardians”, this was directed by James Gunn. And once again he fucking nailed it. His shots are very well done and his directing has a very energetic and fun feel to it. It really makes both action and talking scenes quite entertaining to watch. Speaking of action, this movie has plenty of it and god damn, all of it is incredibly fun. The visual effects too are great. Sure, there’s a fuckload of CGI in the movie, but I never found it distracting, it all blended with the pratical humans very well. And the comedy in this movie is fucking hilarious, I laughed a lot throughout the movie. There’s also a huge amount of easter eggs and cameos spread throughout the runtime. Some in the main movie, some in the 5 credits scenes. Yes, 5… and they’re all good. Some set stuff up and some are just there for shits and giggles. Have fun finding them all.

This movie very recently came out, so these scores can change quite quickly. But on Rotten Tomatoes it has an 87% positive rating and a “Fresh” certification. On Metacritic it has a score of 66/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 8,2/10.

“Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” is a worthy successor the the original surprise hit. I think I still prefer the first movie, but this is till quite great. It has a really good plot, great characters, great performances, fantastic music, great directing, hilarious humor, and really good visual effects. Time for my final score. *Showtime, a-holes*. My final score for “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” is a 9,87/10. Which of course means that it gets the “SEAL OF APPROVAL!”.

My review of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” is now completed.

Awesome, more music for my playlists!

“Guardians of the Galaxy 2” trailer!!!

What’s up everyone, I know that I’m spamming stuff on you now, but there’s just so much going on now that I have to write about. Now, with that said… let’s talk about this shit!

So we have gotten a trailer for “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”. A few months ago we got a small teaser that was pretty fun. And now we have a full-on trailer that also happens to be fun… even more fun, if I’m gonna be honest. We see the return of Star-Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora (Zoe Saldana), Drax (Dave Bautista), Rocket (Bradley Cooper), and Groot (Vin Diesel?). And they are all still a group of misfits doing badass shit… IN SPACE! And the yare part of a bunch of chaos, set to Sweet’s “Fox on the Run”… yeah, this trailer is awesome. The jokes are funny, the action looks cool, and the group looks as fun as ever. Yeah, this is definitely one of my most anticipated movies of next year. “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” is set to come out late April/early May (Depending on where you live) next year.

So what are your thoughts? Are you looking forward to “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2”? And what are your thoughts on the first one? Leave any and all thoughts in the comments.
Have a good one and enjoy the trailer!

Movie Review: American Sniper (2014)

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Remember what I said about my opinion on bio-pics that I shared during my review of “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind”? If you don’t then let me remind you; I said that I will simply judge them as movies and not how accurate it is to the real life event. And now you will keep that in mind while I review this bio-pic.

In this movie we follow Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle (Bradley Cooper). Like I just said, he is a sniper for the Navy SEALs, a pretty damn good sniper for them. And we get to follow him as he goes on tours to Iraq to take out terrorists, but we also get to see parts of his civilian life with his wife Taya (Sienna Miller). Now the plot for the movie was pretty good. I didn’t love it like a lot of other people and I will explain why. Of course it is interesting to see him go to Iraq and see him shoot the terorists over there, those parts are really interesting. And it is interesting(ish) to see how he handles family life. However I felt like the plot was kind of thin. One thing that would have made it more interesting and even the movie touched ever so slightly. And that is how Kyle gets PTSD. We get hints at it in the movie but it is nver fully explored which is a shame because it would have made the plot that much more interesting. While the plot wasn’t bad, it wasn’t that great either.

Bradley Cooper was fantastic in this movie. He gave a very nuanced and subdued performance. I have been impressed with some of his later films in recent years, he has really become a terrific actor. I honestly thought all performances in the movie were good. Sienna Miller was also really good. But… despite the performances in this movie being really good, none of the characters were interesting at all. Okay, Chris Kyle was of course really interesting and his wife was fairly interesting, but everyone else were basically like plastic lawn chairs… they filled the space but did nothing more.

One thing that was really interesting about the music in “American Sniper” is that there barely is any. To be honest, there were only really three tracks in the entire movie. And before you start thinking that said three tracks would be used to death, they weren’t. They were used at about one point each. One is Van Morrison’s “Someone Like You” that is used during Chris and Taya’s wedding. The second one is callec “Taya’s theme” and was done by Clint Eastwood. And the third one is the Ennio Morricone classic “The Funeral”. And really, I had no problems with the short and rarely used soundtrack. It gave scenes so much more than if they had music simply because the studio said “You have to have music there!”.

I know I haven’t sounded like the most positive guy so far in the review, so let’s give some praise. This movie looks fucking fantastic! But this is something that was really obvious to me since even though Clint Eastwood has made some not very good movies lately, they have still been really well-directed. Clint Eastwood is a master-class director and he shows it here with how he handles the camera work. And the action scenes in this movie are really intense. Whenever a scene that involved shooting in this movie my heart was pounding and that is not something that is easy to achieve. The scenes had intensity and they hit hard and really elevated this movie to a whole different level. Also, did you guys also notice the fake baby? It was pretty fucking weird. Just sitting there like a brick in Bradley Cooper’s arms.

This movie was really well-received among people and critics alike. On Rotten Tomatoes it has a 72% positive rating with a “Fresh” certification. On Metacritic it has a score of 72/100. And on imdb.com it has a score of 7,4/10. The movie also won 1 Oscar in the category of Best Sound Editing. It was also nominated for an additional 5 Oscars in the categories of Best Picture, Best Actor (Cooper), Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Film Editing and Best Sound Mixing. 

“American Sniper” is a mixed bag. On one hand it features a fantastic lead performance from Bradley Cooper, good use of music, excellent and suspenseful sniping/shooting scenes and some fantastic direction from Clint Eastwood. However it is brought down a bit by a fairly thin plot and not having that many interesting characters. Time for my final score. JEFF! ENVELOPE! Thank you! *Bullet hits Jeff*. Welp, he got sniped. My final score for “American Sniper” is an 8,62/10. It is worth buying.
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My review of “American Sniper” is completed.

It looks like Clint fuckin’ Eastwood can still make good movies.

Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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Everybody loves Marvel (except for DC fanboys who won’t admit they do like Marvel). Personally I am a bit of a fence sitter when it comes to the comic giants. It all depends on the comic/movie/cartoon/series itself. I like Iron Man…but I also like Batman. I like Superman…but I like Thor as well. But that is not the point right now. The point is the fact that Marvel made a movie…about a comic series popular among Marvel nerds…but no one else know who they are. What is this movie? Will I like it? Those are questions we will get answers for today!

Guys and girls…”Guardians of the Galaxy”.

Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) is a bounty hunter. 26 years ago he was abducted by a bunch of aliens led by the bounty hunter Yondu Udonta (Michael Rooker). But now as I said, he is a bounty hunter himself. One day he is on the hunt for this mysterious orb…thingy. When he finds it he is attacked by a man named Korath (Djimon Hounsou). Korath is there to get this orb for his boss, Ronan the Accuser (Lee Pace). After a quick, but not too graceful escape, Peter (Also called Star-Lord in the movie) makes it to a planet to trade in the orb for cash. But soon he gets hunted down by three very odd people for various reasons. Gamora (Zoe Saldana), who wants the orb. Rocket Raccoon (Bradley Cooper) and his companion, the waling tree, Groot (Vin Diesel) wants Peter because he has a bounty on his head. Soon they all end up in jail where they meet the very dangerous Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista). Soon they all escape to A. Sell the orb to get a load of cash…and B. Kill Ronan (Mainly Drax). Now this might seem like an odd and not very detailed plot for a movie…and you would be right if I didn’t have my rule…the execution. And I have to say the execution for “Guardians of the Galaxy” is fucking amazing. It is somewhat simple, but fun. They have a straight narrative in this movie and never veers off track. Also…the story is so weird, yet so amazing.

I honestly think the characters are the highlight of this movie. They are amazing! Not only very well-acted, but also incredibly well-written. Let’s start off with the main star(lord) of the movie…Peter Quill. Not only is he the most prominent character in the movie, but he is also the fleshed out. He not only gets a well-written (And somewhat heartbreaking) backstory, but he also got the most personality. Next up is Gamora, she got a great backstory (which you’ll find out about later in the movie) that could actually make it’s own, pretty interesting movie. She is a badass (like Zoe Saldana…oh wait). Next up is Drax. His wife and daughter got killed by Ronan…but that is as far as it goes. They never touch too much on the subject, which kind of makes the character a little underwhelming. It might also be because Dave Bautista is a wrestler…not an actor. Next is Groot, the walking tree. He is a walking tree voiced by Vin Diesel…there is not much. Yet he is a great character. He is kind hearted, badass and only speaks in three words: “I am Groot”. So usually Rocket will have to translate what he said for the others (He and Groot are old buddies). You guys are probably wondering why I finish with the fucking Raccoon…but that is the reason. He is a gun toting, trash talking raccoon voiced by Bradley Cooper. He stole the movie. The only character in the movie I had the biggest problem with in the movie was the villain, Ronan. He wasn’t really that interesting. “Avengers” at least had Loki. And “Iron Man” had Obadiah Stane…but Ronan is not interesting in any way. I admit, Lee Pace did a good job…but the character itself wasn’t that interesting.

The music in this movie is fucking amazing. It is as most modern sci-fi/action movies. In that sense I mean it is a mix of original orchestral songs and licensed tracks…and I fucking love that. The most known track is “Hooked on a feeling” which was featured in both the trailer and this movie. But in general…I loved it.

This movie got some of the best visual effects that I have scene in any sci-fi movie ever. I especially loved the effects on both Groot and Rocket…they looked amazing. Also, the camera work, oh my god it was really good! James Gunn really shows how to make a good looking movie. Also, this is the funniest movie I have ever seen (without it being dumb-dumb comedy). Not only funniest Marvel movie, but funniest in general. I laughed so much during this movie.

“Guardians of the Galaxy” is one of those movies that got really good reception. On Rotten Tomatoes it has a 92% positive rating with a “Fresh” certification. On metacritic it has a score of 76/100. On imdb.com it got a score of 8,6/10 and is (At the time of this review) ranked #52 on the Top 250 list.

I said some things. Some good things, and one slightly less good thing. But that slightly less good thing doesn’t bring the movie down that much. Time to throw out my final score for the movie! “Guardians of the Galaxy” gets a 9,97/10. It is a fun, action-y, hilarious sci-fi adventure with good acting, great effects and a lot of heart. This movie gets the “SEAL OF APPROVAL!”.
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“Guardians of the Galaxy” is now reviewed.

This will probably end up my favorite movie of the year (Unless “Interstellar” somehow beats it).

Movie Review: Silver Linings Playbook (2012)

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If you follow my blog, you know I very rarely review movies that have a more “normal” setting. I usually do action/sci-fi/western/etc. movies. Not that I have anything against there “normal” movies. I like thsoe a lot. Like “The Full Monty (1997), that movie is great. So for once, you see a “normal” movie here. Only that it is hard to call this movie “normal” since it got nominated for 8 Oscars. But enough jibber-jabber about that stuff.

Males and females…”Silver Linings Playbook”!

The story is set in the town of Philadelphia and follows former teacher Pat Solatano Jr. (Bradley Cooper. And by former it means that he got fired after he had been put in a prison/mental health clinic after he had assaulted the lover of his wife. Why? Well since Pat and his wife Nikki (Brea Bee) were still married and Pat caught the two lovers fucking in the shower. So he assaulted and almost killed him. But circa 8 months later he gets released and have to live with his parents Pat Sr. (Robert De Niro) and Dolores (Jacki Weaver). One day when he’s out for a jog he meets hiw old friend Ronnie (John Ortiz). Ronnie invites Pat for dinner with him and his wife Veronica (Julia Stiles). At that dinner he meets a young woman named Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence), who is a friend of Ronnie and Veronica. They have a strange conversation of medication and mental illness. After that, Pat follows Tiffany home, she offers him sex, he declines. The following day they meet while Pat is out for a jog again. And after that the movie follows how their so called “relationship” evolves and they grow into friends…and maybe even more. I gotta say, the story was better than I expected. Sure, it’s not much at first sight, but as the movie goes on, it adds more meat to the bone. Also, Pat is diagnosed bipolar. Just good to mention for the story.

The characters are all fucked up in their respective ways…all of them, even the non-diagnosed ones. But htat is what makes them so unique and entertaining to watch. I honestly fucking love the character of Tiffany! Not only is she strange and greatly written, Jennifer Lawrence makes her even better with her slightly hyper style of acting and odd accent. Also, Pat is great since he is so complex yet so simple. Bradley Cooper delivered him with pitch perfect delivery, I am now convinced he is a good actor and not just a cheesier version of Face from “The A-Team”. All the characters are great to watch since they’re all so well acted. Hell, even Chris Tucker’s character was good (I am surprised since…Chris Tucker). Great characters/acting.

The music is really good. It is a mix of a few licensed songs and a few original tracks by the masterful Danny Elfman (The Simpsons, Nightmare Before Christmas). The licensed songs fit perfectly with this strange movie. The only musician I could recognize was the one of THe White Stripes with their good song “Hello Operator”. All other licensed songs are good as well of course with muscians like Stevie Wonder and Frank Sinatra.

I have to say that David O. Russell did a good job with the directing of this. He made it not only look good, but have a certain type of energy that would be needed for this type of movie.

Reception for this movie was overall good. Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 92% rating and certified it fresh. Metacritic gave it an 81/100 score. Mr. Roger Ebert gave this movie 3,5/4 stars, called Russell’s screenplay “ingenious” and said this lovely thing:

“so good, it could almost be a terrific old classic” 

imdb.com got the rating of 7,9 on this movie.
Like I said, this movie was nominated for 8 Oscars and won 1. Here is the Win: “Best Leading Actress” (Jennifer Lawrence).
And here are the other nominations: Best motion picture of the year, Best Leading Actor (Bradley Cooper), Best supporting actor (Robert De Niro), Best supporting actress (Jacki Weaver), Best achievement in directing (David O. Russell), Best adapted screenplay, Best achievement in film editing.

I have given my opinions on the few aspects on the movie that I usually give. So I am ready to give a score. This movie gets a 9,74/10. This movie is excellent and should be watched by you people…DO IT, DAMN IT!!!

“Silver Linings Playbook” is now reviewed.

Excelsior.